Kevin Scott Richardson (imbrianscousin) wrote in slashstreet,
Kevin Scott Richardson
imbrianscousin
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hmm

I got a little confused when the "Unbreakable" album came today in the mail for me - said something about me getting a special copy early. Must be because I'm related to Rok - thanks for the family hook-up, yo. And I just got done reading ya'lls thank yous.

. . . GOT SOMETHIN' IN MY EYE. BRB. *EYEBROWS GO TO FETCH KLEENEX*

(Nick, if it's the 10th slice, then yes, yes it will get you fat again.)
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I meant every word. *pelvic thrust*
You know, I meant to congratulate you on the sobriety thing, too, bro.

I also meant to pay that bill that Hilton hotels sent me for breaking that door. Hm.
Dude. Thank you so much for that too, bro. Now stop before you my eyeliner smears.
...clearly I am very choked up right now.
You need to stop that, J. I feel the waterworks coming on, now . . .

Miss you, Dad
Didn't we write a song or 15 about Mr. Richardson (your dad)?
Very funny.

It was 12, Mr. Mc-I'm-Getting-Fat.

laughnow

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imbrianscousin

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laughnow

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I DID NOT HIT HER!
That's not what AC said. *snickers*
You believe him over me, dawg?? *distraught "Incomplete" face*
Are you also showing your crack like you did in "Incomplete?"

No. Hey, when was the last time you played the piano in a snowy desert forest?

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

toohard4u

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imbrianscousin

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And how come we never hang out anymore? Remember that one rainy afternoon we spent drawing in each other's Beards and Eyebrows?
Sorry, we've been busy man. Promoting the new album and all, you know how that goes.

But I do have some free time--*searches for lighter*--tomorrow afternoon. How about a re-enactment of the door breaking incident? For old time sake. But instead of an actual door, maybe the Coffee Bean cups I've been collecting?
I'm all for it.

Speaking of Coffee Bean, Brit's "Blackout" came in the mail too. Did you lend her your hat/stripper outfit for the cover or is it just me?
I don't know what you're talking about. *looks at the cover*

...Crazy bitch done stole my gear. *throws cigarette to the ground and stomps angrily*
Dude, sit down for this one. She also has a track called "Get Naked (I Got A Plan)"

laughnow

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imbrianscousin

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laughnow

9 years ago

Man, we were worried the Pony Express wouldn't get the album to you in time.

*makes a protein shake*
Wow, a crack about me being slow (yes, I'm aware that ya'll poke fun at me for that). Guess what, Nick, 1999 called and they want their joke back.

Also, thanks for mentioning me in your thank yous, assface.

AND I KNOW YOU STOLE MY 56 MEDICINE BALLS, 34 JUMP ROPES and 12 PAIRS OF BOXING GLOVES, BTW.
Wait, you have a phone now, old man? WHA'S YO NUMBA? I'll hit you up sometime.

And dude, I thanked you. I said, "all the boys." *beams proudly*

That wasn't me. It was AJ. Someone told him he was getting fat. ... But I did steal 56 medicine balls, 33 jump ropes, and 8 pairs of boxing gloves. I'll give them back when we go to Kentucky again.
Thank you, my home gym feels empty with only 64 medicine balls, 46 jump ropes and 14 pairs of boxing gloves.

Btw, did you lose some weight lately?

And who is this Shannon broad? Do I need to have another talk with you? More importantly, did you get her tested?
Yes, yes I did. I lost 44 lbs. After watching "House of Carters" I was just like, Man, I am unhealthy.

Shannon? Oh. I actually don't remember. But you should be concerned with who that Rachel chick AJ's thinking.

*to self* AJ's in trouuubbbllllleee...
I like how I leave for just a couple years and you fellas are 10+ higher in bitch count and lord knows how many in STD count.

Can't you learn like me and settle down like I did with Rachel McAdams Kris?

. . . 44lbs? Damn, I had no idea, bro!
I still have the same 14 STDs that I had when you left! And settling down? Nah, it's not for me. No no, uh uh.

You didn't know? I should get you a subscription to US Weekly. I was in it. ..once.

imbrianscousin

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toohard4u

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imbrianscousin

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toohard4u

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imbrianscousin

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toohard4u

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toohard4u

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Don't be too disappointed. I'm sure Howie and Brian are still STD virgins.