Kevin Scott Richardson (imbrianscousin) wrote in slashstreet,
Kevin Scott Richardson
imbrianscousin
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what up.

Hey ya'll. Thought I'd come over here and revive this thang right here. I figure we can use this to communicate while you fellas are in the studio putting the finishing touches on the album.

But, more importantly, though I'd use this to make an important announcement. You know, for the fans.

First off, this isn't very easy for me to say. *Eyebrows tearing up* But, my heart's just not in it anymore . . . I feel like it's time for me to start focusing on Kris (yes, ya'll, I'm married to Rachel McAdams a beautiful woman named Kristin and our son. I think he was born recently. I'll check the time stamp on my gym card to verify his birthday.

Where was I? Oh, yes, so it's time for me to announce that I am leaving it to you four to work on the new album. I wish ya'll all the luck - it's been an amazing 15 years (is it? Dunno. Again, gotta check my gym membership card) and I'll never forget how four brothers managed to shape my life (my Eyebrows, more importantly - traveling across the world opened me up to so many different styles of tweezing. *heart swells* *swallows*) so deeply.

I love ya'll. Best of luck.

No diggity.
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Dude. Kev. You left last year. The album's DONE. We're promoting in EUROPE. Clearly you missed that section of your gym card.

So what do you you guys think of a "In memory of Kevin" tattoo?
Did Brian show ya'll the family tree I made in my spare time, though?

I'm not dead, J. I'd prefer your new tattoo be a favorite lyric of mine sung by yours truly while still in the group with you fellas. *Eyebrows proud*

. . .

Let me know which one you end up picking.
Um, I think he mentioned something about it. But I was polishing my swords so obviously I couldn't be bothered.

How about "Love me mouth to mouth now"? I must admit that I did love the little finger-to-mouth motion you did. Every. Damn. Time we sang that song.
WHAT?
You're a big boy, Howard. You can read.
DON'T MOCK ME. This is awful.
I...I don't get it. WE'RE IN EUROPE, PEOPLE!

rokofages

9 years ago

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

He's not that big, J. You know that. *Snickers*
Well I can see over his head! ... when I'm wearing those boots with heels.

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

laughnow

9 years ago

Hey bro, sorry to break the news to you like this. But I've decided to part ways with the group.
Oh, and you couldn't have told me in a more intimate arena, say, at your HOUSE? When I was there YESTERDAY? For five HOURS?

I'm sorry, I need a minute.
You were at my house? I was at the gym . . . which admittedly, is my house as well.

Hmm.

frizziswrong

9 years ago

laughnow

9 years ago

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

frizziswrong

9 years ago

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

frizziswrong

9 years ago

rokofages

9 years ago

laughnow

9 years ago

frizziswrong

9 years ago

imbrianscousin

9 years ago

frizziswrong

9 years ago

I gotta say, Kevin, this comes as a big of a shock. But you know I'll support you whatever you do, bro. Hey, and I'll see you at the family barbeque! Be sure to bring the little new offspring, yeah?

ALL RIGHT!
*HONKS* HIIIII!
Hi baby!

ALL RIGHT!
You're such a glorious person.

rokofages

9 years ago

laughnow

9 years ago

rokofages

9 years ago

Yo yo, HOLD UP.

Kevin's had a kid?
Kevin didn't have a kid. You see Carter, only women can have kids.
I knew that, dipshit. Not that I generally care what women can and cannot do. Well, sometimes I care. Paris was pretty hot.
Let it go. You're skinny now, too.

toohard4u

9 years ago

laughnow

9 years ago

If you weren't so busy being a MySpace whore, maybe you'd realize that, Nick.

Watching "House Of Carters" is on my to-do list now that I have time to myself, btw. It's number 78. 1-77 on the list are all: spend more quality time with the Eyebrows.
Talk to the hand, old man. I'm skinny now.

Oh, cool! You should totally watch House of Carters. I'm very well-adjusted on that show.
*Beams* that's my boy. I hear the little man Aaron makes an appearance or two? I'll make sure I watch it with Mason so he can learn all about brotherly love.
Like you're one to talk. You posted about your son on MySpace before here. Do I need to knock down a door for YOU, Mister?
But I didn't make a video, you ass.

. . . because I don't know how.